Mom and Dad aren't here."ĭale and Brennan call each other out on their problems "Hey, you know, we don't have to whisper anymore. Robert directly blames Dale and Brennan for his and Nancy's divorce ".Want to know what I got - a crushed soul. ".What do any of us do to deserve anything?." ".She's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist." "Uh, that's a very nice sweater you're wearing. The beginning of Dale and Brennan's pitch for "Prestige Worldwide"
Robert: "Stop it, Dale! Stop it! Stop it!" Dale imitates the plot of the movie Good Will Hunting for his first therapy sessionīrennan falls in love with his therapist at first sight, but she does not feel the same way about him (singing) If you wanna get down on these hairy balls."ĭale: ".Why don't you jump right in?."ĭale: ".It's a crotch party right up in here."ĭale: ".Why don't you lick on this big joint?" Nancy: "So, Dale, what have you been working on recently?"ĭale: "I can sing too. But one time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with by bare hands." There should be no ranking system for toughness. Read it and weep."ĭale: "I don't believe in belts. Nancy: "Dale was telling me that he's really into kung fu and I was telling him that you're really into kung fu as well."īrennan: "I have a green belt. ".You can just call me 'Dragon.' You have to call me 'Knight Huff.'" But you have to call me Dragon."īrennan: "You have to call me Nighthawk." ".I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins." (He has a donut in his right hand)"ĭale: "I'm Dale. He's testing you to see how much he can get away with?" Could you make me a grilled-cheese sandwich?" ".Me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime."ĭale: "Hey, Nancy. ".I've been called 'The Songbird of My Generation' by people who have heard me."ĭale had dropped out of college in hopes of becoming a medical doctor, like Robert!? There should be no ranking system for toughness." I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener." And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. "My dad's king of the castle, so if he wants fancy sauce."ĭale: "Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad. because I'll drop that motherbleepĮr" ".Which eliminates the need to put your face between those breasts." I would not expect you to call him Dad."īrennan: "Well, I'm not going to, ever, even if there's a fire! Robert better not get in my face.
Nancy Huff (Mary Steenburgen): "Brennan, you're 39 years old. Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!"